29 Jan 2010 | By
charlotte
I get such strange thoughts sometimes…. like if you use wrinkle remover on one of those Sharpei dogs will they disappear?
Sometimes I wonder if I’m going off the deep end or just have a warped sense of humor. It can’t be that I’m going crazy because I’ve been thinking this way for years so it has to be a warped sense of humor. My daughter will ask me something or say something and I come out with these totally off the wall comments or when I was working I would say something and people would laugh and I always wondered why. I never thought of myself as a comedian but maybe I was one in a past life or something.
14 Jun 2008 | By
charlotte
The boat ramps, that is. Boating season is here. The waterways will be packed with people out just taking a boat ride, going offshore for some fishing, crabbing, clamming (no freshwater pearls there) and just trying to escape the heat onshore.
Hubby and I used to go out on the boat almost every weekend and I loved it. We would go up the Mullica River, tie our boat together with our friends boats and have a blast. We would swim, talk, laugh and generally have a great time. It was like the song Redneck Yacht Club.
“Bass trackers, Bayliners, and a party barge
Strung together like a floatin’ trailer park
Anchored out and gettin’ loud all summer long
Side by side, there’s five houseboat front porches
Astroturf, lawn chairs, and tiki torches
Regular Joes rockin’ the boat, that’s us
The Redneck Yacht Club”.
