Hi.. I just wanted to tell you people that we changed the clocks back… not the speed limit. Please do not drive at 30 mph when the speed limit is 40! If you don’t know how to drive or you don’t have auto insurance then park the dang car and put away the keys until you learn how to drive.
Another thing.. please don’t wait until I get almost on top of you then decide to pull out and crawl along. If you are going to come out in front of me.. speed it up! Don’t get so close behind me that I can see what you had for lunch lodged in your teeth. If I have to stop in a hurry I don’t want to have your bumper touching the back of my head! Ok? Try to remember the 3 second rule!
Remember these things and we’ll get along just fine. Remember… it’s not a good idea to piss me off!
