In Colorado there was a brawl at a baby shower that started when one man struck another in the head with a beer bottle and that man retaliated by hitting the first man in the head with a metal car jack (not a Cat5e Keystone jack).
Four men were arrested. Two face second-degree assault charges. The other two face charges of disorderly conduct. It’s unknown why the fight started. Maybe they didn’t like the color of the onsies they received as a gift!

